Rockin' Riddles: Knock-Knock Jokes About Rocks

 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boulder.
Boulder who?
Boulder you get, the boulder your jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Igneous.
Igneous who?
Igneous believe how rock-solid these jokes are!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sedimentary.
Sedimentary who?
Sedimentary, my dear Watson! These rock jokes are elementary!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Geode.
Geode who?
Geode luck trying not to laugh at these rock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil.
Fossil who?
Fossil-utely hilarious, these rock jokes are a blast from the past!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quartz.
Quartz who?
Quartz you know, these rock jokes are crystal clear!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pebble.
Pebble who?
Pebble your socks off with these rocking jokes!