The Sweetness of Life: A Birthday Cake Tale

 

As soon as Jack saw the cake, he knew he had to have a piece. It was his birthday, after all, and he had been waiting all year for this moment. The cake was tall, covered in creamy frosting and colorful sprinkles. He could almost taste the sweetness just by looking at it.

As he blew out the candles and made his wish, Jack couldn't help but think about how much the cake reminded him of his ex-girlfriend, Emily. She was just as sweet and beautiful, but he had taken her for granted and now she was gone.

Determined not to make the same mistake with the cake, Jack savored each bite, closing his eyes and letting the flavor explode in his mouth. It was like a good girlfriend, always there to meet his needs and make him feel happy and loved.

But as the night wore on and the party guests started to leave, Jack noticed that the cake was slowly disappearing. Piece by piece, his friends and family were taking slices and devouring them, leaving him with less and less.

Panic set in as he realized that he might not get to enjoy the cake for much longer. He begged his guests to slow down and save him a piece, but it was no use. The cake was too good to resist.

Just as Jack was about to give up hope, he heard a knock at the door. It was Emily, holding a small box wrapped in shiny paper.

"I know we've been apart for a while, but I wanted to give you this," she said, handing him the box.

As he opened it, Jack's heart skipped a beat. Inside was a miniature version of the birthday cake, with a note that read, "I may be gone, but I'll always be your sweet and beautiful girlfriend. Happy Birthday, Jack."

Tears filled his eyes as he realized the truth in Emily's words. He had taken her for granted, but she still cared for him and wanted him to be happy.

With a renewed sense of gratitude and appreciation, Jack savored every last bite of the cake, knowing that he had been given a second chance to appreciate the sweetness of life and love.

From that day on, Jack made a promise to himself to never take anything for granted again, whether it be a good girlfriend or a delicious birthday cake.

He knew that he needed to cherish every moment and every person in his life, because life was too short to waste on trivial matters.

In honor of Emily and their love for each other, Jack decided to start a new tradition. Every year on his birthday, he would bake a cake in her memory and share it with his loved ones. It would be a reminder to always appreciate the people in his life and the love they shared.

And so, Jack's birthday cake became a symbol of love, gratitude, and the importance of cherishing the moments we have with the ones we love.

From that day on, whenever he looked at a birthday cake, he would think of Emily and the lessons she taught him. And he would smile, knowing that her love was still with him, even if she wasn't there in person.

The end.

The Reading Rabbit: A Hilarious Tale of Literacy and Laughter

 

Once upon a time, there was a rabbit named Roger who had a unique passion for reading books. Unlike most rabbits who preferred to hop and munch on carrots, Roger could often be found curled up with a good book, devouring the words on the page.

But there was one problem: Roger had a terrible habit of bursting out into laughter every time he read something funny. And since most books had at least a few humorous moments, Roger found himself in a constant state of giggles and chuckles.

This made it difficult for him to read in public, as other animals would stare at him in confusion and annoyance. Roger tried to suppress his laughter, but it was no use. The more he tried to hold it in, the harder it was for him to stop.

One day, Roger discovered a new book at the library, one that promised to be the funniest book ever written. He eagerly checked it out and began reading it at home.

As he turned the pages, Roger's laughter grew louder and more uncontrollable. He rolled on the floor, holding his sides and wiping tears from his eyes.

But as he reached the end of the book, something strange happened. Instead of feeling embarrassed or self-conscious about his laughter, Roger felt a sense of joy and liberation. He realized that there was nothing wrong with laughing, even if it was at the expense of his own dignity.

From that day on, Roger embraced his love of books and laughter, even if it meant looking a little silly. He became known as the Reading Rabbit, a lovable and hilarious character who brought joy to all who knew him.

And as for the other animals who used to stare at him in confusion? They eventually came around, realizing that Roger's laughter was contagious and that life was too short to take things too seriously.

In the end, the Reading Rabbit became a beloved figure in the animal community, inspiring others to embrace their own unique passions and quirks, and reminding us all that laughter truly is the best medicine.

The Laughing Soldier

 

Sergeant Jack was the best soldier in his battalion. He was brave, skillful, and always had a positive attitude, even in the most challenging situations. However, there was one thing that set him apart from the other soldiers - he always laughed.

No matter how dire the circumstances, Jack would find something to laugh about. Whether it was a funny joke, a silly mistake made by one of his comrades, or just the absurdity of war itself, Jack's infectious laughter never failed to lift the spirits of his fellow soldiers.

At first, some of the soldiers were annoyed by Jack's constant laughter. They thought it was disrespectful to the seriousness of their mission. But as time went on, they began to see the value in his attitude. His laughter brought a sense of camaraderie to the unit and helped them to bond in ways they never had before.

One day, the battalion received a particularly tough assignment. They were tasked with infiltrating an enemy base and taking out a key target. The mission was dangerous and complex, and the soldiers were all feeling the weight of the responsibility.

As they approached the base, Jack could sense the tension in the air. He decided to lighten the mood by cracking a joke. The soldiers chuckled, and their nerves began to ease. Jack continued to tell jokes and make funny faces throughout the mission, and soon the whole unit was laughing along with him.

Their mission was a success, and the soldiers returned to base with a renewed sense of camaraderie and purpose. They all agreed that Jack's laughter had made the difference between success and failure.

Jack continued to serve with his battalion for several more years, always bringing his infectious laughter to every mission. He became known as the Laughing Soldier, a nickname that he wore with pride.

When he retired from the army, Jack opened a comedy club in his hometown. He used his experiences as a soldier to create a unique brand of comedy that was both hilarious and insightful. His shows became a hit, and people came from all over to see the Laughing Soldier perform.

Years later, when Jack passed away, his fellow soldiers gathered at his funeral to pay their respects. As they stood around his grave, they could hear his laughter echoing through the trees. They all smiled, knowing that Jack was still bringing joy and laughter to the world, even in death.

The Princess and the Garden Keeper: A Hilarious Love Story

 

In a kingdom far away, there lived a princess named Isabella who was in love with her husband, Prince Edward. But there was one problem: Edward was a terrible gardener.

Isabella loved her garden, and she wanted it to be the most beautiful in the kingdom. But every time Edward tried to help her, he would end up trampling on the flowers or cutting the wrong plants.

One day, Isabella had had enough. She called Edward to her chambers and said, "Edward, I love you, but you are not good at gardening. I need a garden keeper, and I want you to be him."

Edward was surprised but also flattered. He agreed to become the garden keeper and promised to do his best.

The next day, Edward put on his gardening gloves and started working in the garden. But he quickly realized that he had no idea what he was doing. He didn't know which plants were weeds and which were flowers. He tried to remember the names of the plants, but they all sounded the same to him.

Isabella came to check on Edward and saw that he was struggling. She chuckled and said, "Edward, maybe you should take some lessons from the gardeners in the neighboring kingdom."

Edward agreed, and they traveled to the neighboring kingdom to seek advice from the gardeners there. The gardeners were impressed with Isabella's garden and were happy to help.

They showed Edward how to properly prune the roses, how to fertilize the soil, and how to identify and remove weeds. They even gave him a book on gardening to read.

Edward studied the book diligently and tried to apply what he had learned in the garden. But things didn't go as planned. He accidentally pruned the wrong rose bush, and the flowers started to wilt. He over-fertilized the soil, and the plants started to die.

Isabella couldn't help but laugh at Edward's misfortunes. She realized that it didn't matter if Edward was a terrible gardener. She loved him for who he was, not for his gardening skills.

In conclusion, love is about accepting someone for who they are, flaws and all. Isabella realized that she didn't need Edward to be a perfect gardener to love him. Edward tried his best to become a garden keeper, but in the end, he realized that his love for Isabella was more important than his love for gardening.

The Great Hair-Standing Showdown: A Hairy Duel Between Two Hairman Creatures

 

In the heart of the bustling town of Tressville, a legendary competition was brewing between two rival Hairman creatures: Hairy Harry and Furry Fred. Both hairy beings were known for their incredible ability to make their friends' hair stand on end, and they each believed they were the best at it. The town buzzed with anticipation as the Hairman creatures prepared to face off in the ultimate hair-standing showdown.

The competition was scheduled to take place in Tressville's central park, and an enthusiastic crowd had gathered to witness the epic duel. Mayor Mane, who had a magnificent mustache that seemed to have a life of its own, stepped forward to officiate the event. With a booming voice, he proclaimed, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Great Hair-Standing Showdown! Today, we will determine once and for all which Hairman creature is the true master of hair-raising!"

With that, the contest began. Hairy Harry and Furry Fred each selected a volunteer from the crowd, and the audience held their breath as the two Hairman creatures concentrated on making their volunteer's hair defy gravity. Within seconds, both volunteers' hair was standing on end, eliciting gasps and cheers from the crowd. It was clear that this would be a close competition.

Round after round, the Hairman creatures showcased their hair-raising talents, making the hair of their chosen volunteers stand up in increasingly elaborate ways. From towering beehives to gravity-defying ponytails, the hairstyles became more and more impressive as the competition progressed.

As the showdown reached its climax, the two Hairman creatures decided to up the ante. They each chose three volunteers and attempted to make their hair stand up in sync. The crowd watched in awe as the six volunteers' hair rose in perfect unison, creating a mesmerizing display of hair-raising prowess.

With the competition neck-and-neck, Mayor Mane announced the final round: the hair-standing speed challenge. The Hairman creatures would each have one minute to make as many volunteers' hair stand up as possible. The winner would be the one who could create the most hair-raising transformations in the shortest amount of time.

Hairy Harry and Furry Fred stood at opposite ends of the park, ready for the final showdown. The crowd counted down from ten, and the two competitors sprang into action. With lightning-fast speed, they raced through the audience, leaving a trail of hair-raising hilarity in their wake.

As the clock ticked down, the Hairman creatures moved faster and faster, their hairy hands a blur as they worked their magic on the eager volunteers. Finally, the minute was up, and the crowd erupted into applause.

Mayor Mane stepped forward to announce the winner. "Ladies and gentlemen, after an incredible display of hair-raising talent, the winner of the Great Hair-Standing Showdown is... a tie! Hairy Harry and Furry Fred are both champions of hair-raising!"

The crowd cheered as Hairy Harry and Furry Fred shook hands, each acknowledging the other's talent. The rivalry had transformed into a newfound respect, and the two Hairman creatures vowed to continue spreading joy and laughter with their unique abilities together.

And so, the Great Hair-Standing Showdown went down in Tressville history as a celebration of the bizarre, the unexpected, and the hair-raising talents of two remarkable creatures.

Smokin' Laughs: Knock-Knock Jokes About Smoke

 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smokey.
Smokey who?
Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent bad jokes!"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash-olutely fired up to tell you these smoke jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cough.
Cough who?
Cough course I've got more smoke jokes up my sleeve!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Haze.
Haze who?
Haze a smoky day, but these jokes will brighten things up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fire.
Fire who?
Fire away with another smokin' joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney-cricket, these smoke jokes are on fire!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smoke.
Smoke who?
Smoke and mirrors can't hide how funny these jokes are!

Marilyn Monro-larious: 10 Knock-Knock Jokes About Marilyn Monroe

 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marilyn.
Marilyn who?
Marilyn Mon-roe, roe, roe your boat, gently down the stream of laughter!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Diamonds.
Diamonds who?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but these Monroe jokes are a close second!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Norma.
Norma who?
Norma Jean, but you might know her better as Marilyn Monroe!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Seven.
Seven who?
Seven year itch, but I've got 10 Marilyn jokes to scratch that itch!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hollywood.
Hollywood who?
Hollywood not be the same without these Marilyn Monroe jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen who?
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but everyone loves a good Marilyn joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Monroe.
Monroe who?
Monroe your boat ashore, we've got Marilyn jokes galore!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Some like it hot, but these Marilyn Monroe jokes are sizzling!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon believe you haven't heard these Marilyn Monroe jokes yet!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Starlet.
Starlet who?
Starlet's shine bright with these fabulous Marilyn Monroe jokes!

The Unstoppable Duo: A Future Policeman and His Robot Dog

 

In the year 2050, the world was a vastly different place. Crime rates had skyrocketed, and law enforcement agencies were struggling to keep up. That's where Jake, a new recruit to the police force, came in.

But Jake was not like any other cop. He had a secret weapon - a robot dog named Bolt. Bolt was the latest in law enforcement technology, equipped with state-of-the-art sensors and a laser gun built into his snout.

Jake and Bolt quickly became known as the unstoppable duo, taking down criminals left and right. But one day, they received a call about a dangerous gang of robbers that had taken over a bank.

As they arrived on the scene, Jake and Bolt could see the robbers barricaded inside the building, firing their guns and threatening innocent hostages.

Jake knew that this was no ordinary situation. He had to think fast and come up with a plan.

"Alright, Bolt," he said, "we're going to need all of our training for this one. We need to get inside that bank and take those robbers down."

Bolt barked in agreement and activated his sensors, scanning the building for any weaknesses.

Jake and Bolt came up with a plan to sneak into the bank through the air ducts. It was a risky move, but they had no other choice.

As they crawled through the ducts, Jake could feel his heart racing. He knew that any mistake could cost them their lives.

Finally, they reached the end of the duct and found themselves in the bank's main hallway.

"Alright, Bolt," Jake whispered, "let's do this."

The robbers had no idea what was coming for them. Jake and Bolt burst through the door, guns blazing.

The robbers tried to fight back, but they were no match for the unstoppable duo. In a matter of minutes, Jake and Bolt had taken down every single robber and saved the hostages.

As they emerged from the bank, the crowd erupted in cheers. Jake and Bolt had become heroes, and their legend would live on for years to come.

From that day on, Jake and Bolt were known as the ultimate crime-fighting duo. They patrolled the streets, taking down criminals and protecting the innocent.

And even though Bolt was just a robot dog, Jake knew that he was more than just a machine. He was a loyal partner and a true friend, always by Jake's side, ready to face whatever danger came their way.

Together, they had proven that the future of law enforcement was not just about technology, but also about the bond between a man and his robot dog.

The Cosmic Connection: Two Women Find Serenity in Meditation

Katie and Lily had been friends for years, and they had always shared a love of yoga and meditation. But it wasn't until they took a meditation retreat together in the mountains that they discovered the true power of their practice.

As they sat cross-legged on the floor of the meditation room, surrounded by the scent of incense and the gentle sound of chanting, Katie and Lily felt their minds begin to quiet and their bodies relax. They closed their eyes and focused on their breath, letting go of all their worries and fears.

As they meditated, Katie and Lily felt a deep connection to each other and to the universe around them. They felt a sense of oneness with the world, as if they were part of a greater cosmic plan.

As they emerged from their meditation, Katie and Lily looked at each other with a sense of wonder and awe. They felt a new sense of clarity and purpose, and they knew that they had found something truly special.

Over the next few weeks, Katie and Lily continued to meditate together every day. They explored different techniques and styles, and they discovered new ways to connect with themselves and each other.

As they deepened their practice, Katie and Lily began to experience a sense of inner peace and calm that they had never known before. They found that they were better able to handle the stresses and challenges of everyday life, and that they were more open and receptive to the joys and blessings that came their way.

One day, as they sat in meditation, Katie and Lily felt a powerful surge of energy move through them. They felt as if they were connected to every living being on the planet, and that their thoughts and intentions had the power to create positive change in the world.

With this newfound sense of purpose and connection, Katie and Lily decided to share their love of meditation with others. They started a meditation group at their local yoga studio, and they began leading guided meditations for their friends and family.

As their group grew, Katie and Lily felt a deep sense of joy and fulfillment. They knew that they had found their calling, and that they were helping to spread peace and love throughout the world.

Their meditation group became known throughout the community, and people came from far and wide to join in their sessions. They even started hosting retreats in beautiful natural settings, where participants could connect with nature and deepen their meditation practice.

But as their group grew, so did the demands on Katie and Lily's time and energy. They struggled to balance their meditation practice with their other responsibilities, and they often felt overwhelmed and exhausted.

One day, as they sat in meditation, they realized that they needed to take a step back and focus on their own self-care. They decided to take a break from leading the meditation group and retreats, and to focus on their own individual practices.

At first, they felt guilty and anxious about stepping back from their roles as meditation leaders. But as they began to prioritize their own well-being, they felt a renewed sense of energy and purpose.

They continued to meditate together, but now they did it with a greater sense of ease and joy. They knew that they could return to leading their group when they felt ready, but for now, they were content to focus on their own growth and healing.

As they continued on their individual journeys, Katie and Lily felt a deep sense of gratitude for each other and for the practice of meditation. They knew that they would always be connected, no matter where their paths took them.

And as they sat in meditation together, they felt the same powerful surge of energy that they had felt before. But this time, they knew that they were not just connected to each other, but to all beings throughout time and space.

In that moment, they knew that their love of meditation would continue to guide them on their journey, wherever it may lead.
 

The Open Office: Where Nature Meets Productivity

Once upon a time, there was a company that decided to take a different approach to the traditional office setting. They decided to build their office in an open field surrounded by tall trees, creating a natural atmosphere that allowed employees to work in a calm and peaceful environment.

The office was designed to resemble a living library, with rows of bookshelves filled with books, plants and decorations scattered throughout the space. The company's CEO, Mrs. Stevenson, believed that creativity thrived in a relaxed and inspiring environment.

One day, a new employee named Jack arrived at the office for his first day of work. As soon as he stepped out of his car, he was amazed by the beauty of the surroundings. He walked into the office and was immediately greeted by the sound of birds chirping and leaves rustling in the wind.

Mrs. Stevenson welcomed Jack and showed him around the office. He was amazed by the open space and the natural setting, and he couldn't believe that this was going to be his new workplace. He was especially fascinated by the bookshelves and the variety of books available.

As Jack started to settle into his new job, he noticed that the office was not just a place to work, but also a place to learn and explore. During his lunch breaks, he would pick up a book and read about topics that interested him. He even started to learn a new language using the language books on the shelves.

But the best part of the office was the feeling of being in nature. Jack loved the fresh air and the sound of the trees, and he found that it helped him stay focused and productive. He no longer dreaded going to work, but instead looked forward to the serene environment that awaited him.

One day, the company hosted a meeting with a potential client at the office. The client was initially taken aback by the unusual setting, but as the meeting progressed, he started to appreciate the unique atmosphere. He even commented that he felt more relaxed and open-minded in the open office than in a stuffy boardroom.

The meeting was a success, and the company won the client's business. Mrs. Stevenson was thrilled with the outcome, and she knew that the office's unique setting had played a key role in the victory.

As time passed, more and more people heard about the office in the open, and the company became famous for its innovative approach to the workplace. Soon, other companies started to follow suit, and the concept of open office spaces in natural settings became a trend.

In the end, Jack realized that the office in the open was not just a workplace, but a way of life. He learned that work could be enjoyable and productive at the same time, and he felt grateful for the experience.

The end.
 

Classical Crack-ups: 5 Nineteenth-Century Musicians Who Ticked the Funny Bone

In the 19th century, a group of five talented musicians known as the "Symphonic Jesters" took the world of classical music by storm. These maestros, Ludwig, Amadeus, Frederic, Igor, and Johann, were known not only for their remarkable musical abilities but also for their penchant for humor. Through their lighthearted antics and amusing compositions, the Symphonic Jesters proved that classical music didn't have to be serious all the time.

Ludwig, the leader of the group, was a virtuoso pianist with a talent for impromptu performances. He would frequently invite audience members to shout out random notes, which he would then weave into an improvised masterpiece, filled with unexpected melodies and playful rhythms. The audiences were always left in awe of his musical prowess and his ability to turn any suggestion into a delightful tune.

Amadeus, a gifted violinist, had a mischievous side. He would often play his violin with unconventional objects like spoons or quills, creating unusual sounds that left audiences in stitches. He was also known to replace the sheet music of his fellow musicians with hilariously altered versions, causing them to play outlandish renditions of famous compositions, much to the amusement of everyone present.

Frederic, the group's cellist, had a remarkable talent for musical impersonations. He could mimic the styles of other famous musicians so convincingly that even the most discerning of listeners would struggle to tell the difference. During performances, Frederic would seamlessly switch between various styles, prompting fits of laughter as the audience tried to guess which famous musician he was imitating.

Igor, the Symphonic Jesters' flautist, had a penchant for practical jokes. He would often rig his flute to produce comical sounds, such as animal noises or squeaks, catching his fellow musicians off guard during performances. Igor's unpredictable antics kept both the musicians and the audience on their toes, eagerly anticipating what surprise he would unveil next.

Johann, the double bass player, was the group's resident comedian. Between pieces, he would entertain the audience with humorous anecdotes and witty observations about the world of classical music. His clever wordplay and impeccable comic timing made him a favorite among listeners, who would flock to the Symphonic Jesters' concerts in the hopes of hearing his latest quip.

Together, the five musicians toured the world, enthralling audiences with their unique blend of music and humor. Their concerts were unlike any other classical performances of the time, as they transformed stuffy concert halls into lively venues filled with laughter and mirth.

As the fame of the Symphonic Jesters grew, so too did their influence on the classical music scene. Many musicians began to incorporate humor and playfulness into their own performances, creating a more lighthearted atmosphere within the world of classical music. Even the most renowned composers of the era couldn't help but be inspired by the jovial spirit of the Symphonic Jesters.

In the end, the Symphonic Jesters' legacy lived on as a reminder that classical music could be both entertaining and amusing, bringing joy to countless generations of listeners. The five musicians may have been jesters in their own right, but their love for laughter and their dedication to their art made them true legends of the classical music world.

Twirling Titan: The Tale of the Tractor Tire-Tossing Dancer

 

In the quiet town of Flexton, an extraordinary young woman named Giselle was turning heads and lifting spirits with her unique blend of strength and grace. Giselle was a dancer by passion and a strongwoman by nature, capable of astonishing feats of power. Her most famous accomplishment? Lifting massive tractor tires with ease.

Giselle's talents had made her the talk of the town, and soon enough, people from all over came to witness her incredible performances. With the perfect balance of elegance and raw power, Giselle would dance gracefully around the stage before hoisting a tractor tire over her head as though it were as light as a feather.

One sunny afternoon, Giselle decided to take her talents to the Flexton County Fair, where she planned to perform her tractor tire-tossing routine for an eager crowd. The stage was set, and the audience buzzed with anticipation as Giselle prepared for her performance.

As the music began, Giselle twirled and leaped across the stage, her every movement a testament to her talent and dedication. Then, with a dramatic flourish, she approached the enormous tractor tire that had been placed at the center of the stage.

The crowd held their breath as Giselle gripped the tire, her muscles flexing with the effort. In one swift, powerful motion, she hoisted the colossal rubber ring into the air, spinning it effortlessly above her head as she continued to dance.

The audience erupted in cheers and applause, astonished by Giselle's remarkable display of strength and grace. As she danced and twirled, the tire seemed to become an extension of her body, moving in perfect harmony with her every step.

But Giselle had one final surprise in store for her awestruck audience. As the music reached its crescendo, she hurled the tire high into the air with a mighty heave. The crowd gasped as the massive rubber ring soared through the sky, landing perfectly around a tall flagpole at the edge of the stage.

With a triumphant smile, Giselle took a bow, her heart swelling with pride and gratitude for the cheers and applause that filled the air. Her performance had been a resounding success, and the people of Flexton knew they had witnessed something truly special.

As word spread of Giselle's amazing tractor tire-tossing routine, her fame continued to grow. She became known far and wide as the "Twirling Titan," a symbol of the incredible things that can be achieved when strength and grace are combined.

Inspired by her own journey, Giselle went on to open a dance studio in Flexton, where she taught young aspiring dancers the importance of cultivating both physical power and artistic finesse. Her classes, a blend of traditional dance techniques and strength training exercises, quickly became the most popular in town.

Through her unique talents and indomitable spirit, Giselle had brought laughter, excitement, and inspiration to the people of Flexton. Her incredible story of the strong dancing girl who could lift tractor tires became a cherished local legend, reminding everyone that with passion, determination, and a touch of humor, anything is possible.

9 Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes About Love to Make You Laugh

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Thanks for loving me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know how much I love you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the most love for you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, but our love won’t.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, our love will never die.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the key to my heart, my love.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to spend forever with you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me crazy with your love.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we found love?