Smokin' Laughs: Knock-Knock Jokes About Smoke

 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smokey.
Smokey who?
Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent bad jokes!"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash-olutely fired up to tell you these smoke jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cough.
Cough who?
Cough course I've got more smoke jokes up my sleeve!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Haze.
Haze who?
Haze a smoky day, but these jokes will brighten things up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fire.
Fire who?
Fire away with another smokin' joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney-cricket, these smoke jokes are on fire!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smoke.
Smoke who?
Smoke and mirrors can't hide how funny these jokes are!