High-Flying Humor: Pilot Knock-Knock Jokes

 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto pilot this plane, but I'm just winging it!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Altimeter.
Altimeter who?
Altimeter my altitude, but can't measure my love for flying!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boeing.
Boeing who?
Boeing over laughing at my pilot jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Flaps.
Flaps who?
Flapsolutely love flying with you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Roger.
Roger who?
Roger that, Captain! We're ready for takeoff!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Air traffic.
Air traffic who?
Air traffic control, but don't worry, I'll guide you through this joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Runway.
Runway who?
Runway with me and let's explore the skies together!