Captain America's Funny Q&A Session

 

Captain America, the superhero of the Marvel Universe, was on a mission to answer some of the toughest questions that the world had to offer. He had done battle with the likes of Hydra, Thanos, and the Red Skull, but nothing had prepared him for this.

The Q&A session was set up in a crowded hall, with hundreds of people in attendance. The moderator of the event welcomed Captain America to the stage and asked the first question, "What is your favorite color?"

Captain America looked a bit confused, as he was not expecting such a basic question. He replied, "Well, I guess it's red, white, and blue."

The crowd erupted in laughter, and Captain America smiled sheepishly. The moderator quickly moved on to the next question, "What is your opinion on the current political climate?"

Captain America looked serious and replied, "As a soldier, I don't get involved in politics. My only concern is to protect the people and the country."

The crowd nodded in agreement, and the moderator moved on to the next question, "What is your favorite food?"

Captain America replied with a straight face, "I don't eat food. I only consume the serum that keeps me strong."

The crowd was stunned into silence, and the moderator quickly moved on to the next question, "What is your favorite movie?"

Captain America replied, "I haven't seen many movies, but I did enjoy 'Gone with the Wind.'"

The crowd burst into laughter, and the moderator moved on to the next question, "What do you think of the rumors that you and Iron Man are secretly dating?"

Captain America's face turned red, and he stuttered, "What? That's not true! Iron Man and I are just friends!"

The crowd erupted in laughter, and the moderator quickly moved on to the next question, "What do you think of the new Captain America in 'The Falcon and the Winter Soldier'?"

Captain America smiled and replied, "I think Sam Wilson is a great choice to take up the mantle. He has the heart and the courage to be Captain America."

The crowd cheered, and the moderator wrapped up the Q&A session. Captain America breathed a sigh of relief and exited the stage, feeling both amused and relieved.

As he walked out of the hall, a little boy approached him and asked, "Captain America, what is the meaning of life?"

Captain America looked down at the boy and replied, "To do what is right, even when it is hard."

The little boy smiled and hugged Captain America, and the superhero knew that he had answered the toughest question of all.

The end.