The Equine Inquisition

 

Once upon a time, in a small town nestled in the countryside, there was a horse named Rusty. Rusty was a prized stallion owned by a wealthy businessman who spared no expense in his care. The horse had a large stable with a team of experienced grooms to tend to his every need. However, there was one thing Rusty couldn't seem to shake: his obsession with trivia.

Rusty loved to read books and magazines about various subjects, but he had a particular interest in trivia related to horses. He spent hours reading and memorizing facts about equine anatomy, history, and behavior. However, he never got the chance to use his knowledge until one day, a group of policemen arrived at the stable with a mission to interrogate Rusty.

The officers, dressed in their finest uniforms, approached Rusty's stall and introduced themselves. They explained that they were investigating a crime that took place nearby and that they needed Rusty's help. Rusty, thrilled at the opportunity to use his knowledge, eagerly agreed.

The first question the officers asked was, "What is the average weight of a horse?" Rusty confidently replied, "1,000 pounds." The officers were impressed and proceeded to ask more questions.

"How many teeth does a horse have?" Rusty replied, "24, and they never stop growing."

"What is the average lifespan of a horse?" Rusty answered, "25-30 years, although some have been known to live into their 40s."

The officers were amazed by Rusty's knowledge and continued to ask more questions. Rusty answered every question with ease, and the officers were thoroughly impressed. They had never met a horse with such an incredible grasp of trivia.

After several hours of questioning, the officers were satisfied with Rusty's answers and thanked him for his help. Rusty was delighted to have been able to put his knowledge to use and was overjoyed at having been able to impress the officers.

From that day forward, Rusty became known as the "Trivia Stallion" and was admired by all who knew him. The police officers would often visit Rusty and ask him questions just for fun, and Rusty would answer them with ease, always happy to share his knowledge.

And so, Rusty lived out the rest of his days as the town's resident trivia expert, always ready to answer any question posed to him with a smile on his face and a gleam in his eye.